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Awesome Movie Reviews: Hollow Man

Last night Farah and I watched Hollow Man on DVD. I actually saw this movie in the theater when it first came out, but because invisible man movies are so awesome, I bought the DVD and like to watch it again and again from time to time.

Awesome Movie Reviews: Brother Bear

So, last Friday I was over babysitting my nieces and nephews for a few hours and I got to see Disney’s Brother Bear. Only Alina and I watched it… Karina had done something wrong before I got there and was in jail in her room… and the Playstation had it’s mind control over the boys […]

Awesome Movie Reviews: War of the Worlds

So, I saw War of the Worlds last night… My bro’, Tim works projection at the Camera Theaters and he was test running the film to make sure he didn’t splice it upside down which would make the premiere audience “boo” him, so he invited me down to watch the test run. Hey Tim… It […]

Awesome Movie Reviews: Episode III, The Revenge of the Sith

Well, I finally saw Star Wars: Episode III, The Revenge of the Sith. All I can say is, I ain’t gay or nuthin’, but if Industrial Light and Magic had balls, I’d lick them for a month to show my gratitude. It was fuckin’ awesome!!! I saw it at the Century 22, on the smaller […]

Awesome Movie Reviews: Million Dollar Baby

I finally saw Million Dollar Baby. The movie stars Hilary Swank as a girl who wants to be a boxer… She harasses Clint Eastwood’s character to be her manager until he finally caves in and agrees. I don’t blame him for giving in, she’s kind of cute even with the horse teeth and that annoying […]

Awesome Movie Reviews: House Of Wax

Even though it hasn’t come out yet, and I’ve only seen the online preview, I’m reviewing the new movie, “House of Wax.” This movie stars Elisha Cuthbert, a smokin’ hot chick, and also stars Paris Hilton, another smokin’ hot, albeit, annoying chick. It also stars some dudes, or whatever – who cares, in a […]

Awesome Movie Reviews: Not Another Teen Movie

I had always wanted to see this one, but never got around to it. But, it popped up on TV over the weekend, so I checked it out. I’ve watched all of those teen movies from back in the day, and even some of the more recent ones… I loved that fantasy where the funny, […]

Awesome Movie Reviews: Aliens of the Deep

Last weekend I went and saw “Aliens of the Deep” at the Imax in San Francisco. Before anyone gets too excited, there are no cool aliens eating a bunch of idiot spacemen. While those kind of movies are way cool… This ain’t one of them. Aliens of the Deep is a new documentary style (Think […]

Awesome Movie Reviews: Resident Evil: Apocalypse

I was somewhat disappointed with the first Resident Evil… It’s okay, but could have been cooler. I’d heard people say that Apocalypse sucked, but my roommate had gotten it through his mail order Blockbuster account, so I thought WTF… It’s here, it’s free, I’ll watch it. Now, I’ve noticed in the past that how good […]